My Crevado

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Brother: Really?
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Brother:
Me:
Brother: ???
Me: ... fine as hell.

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

Neptune and the person he was inspired by

yorkandcarolina:

i-clash-with-everything:

My question is exactly how many times has Yang used turkeys as weapons? I mean, Ruby just shouted “Yang! Turkey!” and she knew EXACTLY what was expected of her.

all im imagining is a family thanksgiving gone horribly wrong

wakaflackalypse:

Being alive is getting really expensive

hanasaku-shijin:

But what if Cinder has leads on the fact that Blake’s an ex-White Fang member and “Phase 2” is Emerald and Mercury infiltrating Beacon to try and get close to Ruby and her team so they can get to Blake (and eventually the rest of them).

Volume 2 more like Protect Blake Belladonna At All Costs.

sliceofbri:

guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge

don’t tell me representation isn’t important

ohhellosugar:

true fact