my sexuality: this gif of michael
when you and a friend join a fandom together
getting emotionally invested in an incomplete fanfic
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
Things I wish my mom had told me:
- To play DS games on a 3DS without it looking like a blurry mess, press select while booting up a game. That will shrink the game down to it’s original resolution.
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
This has been a advertisement for Colgate.
And now, the Weather.
"they don’t even have a twitter"
what would sam and dean tweet about if they had twitters I need to know these things
Lol just stopped the apocalypse
Just got out of hell.. #yolt
freed satan haha lol #sweg