My Crevado

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

starfleetgrad:

DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS

NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS

JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE

DO YOU

vriskyserket:

when u make OCs but dont actually do anything with them

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thesassycat:

I wonder what it’s like to be a dog and eat the same exact thing everyday

electricgale:

emerald is one of my new favourite characters tho like wow

thelunaaltar:

Simple Ryan in long-sleeve for cocad12.
- thelunaaltar
(Psst, I do free AH/RT/RWBY requests)

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Artist:
let's build-halo ctf
Track:
geoff and gavin's gay talk
Plays:
12,114 plays

nicolegendary:

extrambotica:

Geoff talking about not having a problem with kissing the AH crew for 5000 a month…I couldn’t decide what to cut so i’ll just download the whole 5 minute…. gay as dicks conversation.

ok but, here is my response to what gavin said about michael:

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I MEAN, CMON.

LESSONS I LEARNED FROM VIDEO GAMES (feel free to add your own!)
Mass Effect: There will always be people telling you the fight is impossible. Fight anyway.
Assassin's Creed: Heroes can come from anywhere.
Fez: Sometimes solving a puzzle only takes looking at it from a different angle.
inFAMOUS: Give people second chances. They might surprise you.
Journey: The road may be long, but you don't have to walk it alone.
Civilization: Not all victories are the same.
Borderlands: Sometimes, you just need to laugh at yourself.
Minecraft: There is no limit to your imagination.
Skyrim: Practice makes perfect.
Pokemon: Friendship can overcome amazing odds.
Katamari Damacy: Even the smallest person can do something great.
Bioshock: Appearances can be deceiving. Even something that appears perfect can have deep flaws.
Dragon Age: Some things can't be changed. What matters is how you adapt to them.
Fallout: Even after the worst disasters, things can be rebuilt.
The Sims: No one man should have all that power.
The Last Of Us: Sometimes redemption comes from the most unexpected places.
Tetris: Do the best you can with what you have.
Portal: If you can't find a way, make your own.
flOw: Adaptation is the key to survival.

queenofcorgis:

grinderman2:

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

they also risk falling through the gaps in the vast network of bones which comprises the solar surface

As a scientist I can confirm.